Lost in My Hopeless Mind
this is me writing your name on my deathnote
Alyssa's the name, (insert something witty) is the game

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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supermodelgif:

"turn the dark on" devon aoki by mario sorrenti for the face, october 1997

detail from Caravaggio’s Saint John in the Wilderness // 1604
faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

dadtown:

dadtown:

yo i texted kesha 4 times and she left me a sexy voicemail holy shit dudes

remember when i texted kesha

(via clannyphantom)

the first three words you see are what you want in life

my-sweet-misery:

im-a-flower-fish:

hentai1080p:

bukakkemonogatari:

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seal

anal gay fanfic. Oh

Anal booty handjob. Oh well…

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

(Source: fawnbabe, via euo)

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

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