Lost in My Hopeless Mind
this is me writing your name on my deathnote
Alyssa's the name, (insert something witty) is the game

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via ayy-lma-no-shut-the-fuck-up)

averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

(Source: slayboybunny, via angrynerdyblogger)

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(via nutellaprince)

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(Source: speedwag, via pizza)

nate-river-but-call-me-near:

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy…but please don’t kill me, Kira baby.

(via deathnoteryuzaki)

"I want all of my lasts to be with you."
Untitled (via makelvenotwar)

(Source: verticalism, via 69shadesofgray)